Friday, October 26, 2012

My Five Week Plan

I like to know exactly where my life is going and I am a bit of a control freak, and for those reasons “ten-year-plans” don’t work for me. The concept is good, but ten years is a long and a lot of things can change, and when that happens I feel lost because my life isn’t where I planned it to be ten-years before (silly, I know). For example, when I was fifteen I wrote out a ten-year plan that included a husband, a house, at least one kid, and a job as a teacher. When I was about twenty-three I revised the plan to include law school within five years. Twenty-five was a really hard birthday for me because I had none of the things I had planned and my job at a law firm had cured my desire for law school; I felt like I had failed and I wasn’t sure where to go next (learning to go with the flow is an on-going process for me). In retrospect, I am glad my plans did not pan out because at fifteen I had no clue of the amazing things the Lord had in store for me. While I would love to be a wife and a mother, that opportunity has not yet come along yet and I still have time. I have had so many enriching and fulfilling experiences over the past decade that I wouldn’t have been able to if I were married but will make me a better wife and mother (my mission for the LDS church and traveling the world with my job are among the most significant). As for law school, I would be miserable if I had followed that plan; a career in law is definitely not for me. Instead of writing out ten year plans I find it’s much better for me to have long-term goals. Goals are much more flexible than trying to determine exactly where my life will be.

All that having been said, I have decided that short-term plans, those within the foreseeable future, are perfectly okay. So, I decided to write out a five-week plan of all the things I hope to accomplish by the end of my contract.

My Five-Week Plan (a lot of it is food based, don’t judge):
-Eat as much paella as my stomach can hold (I’ve done it before – I was uncomfortably full – and I’ll do again)
-Taste wrinkly potatoes (a specialty of the Canary Islands)
-Take a picture of Rick’s Café
-Buy myself a parasol in Cadiz, Spain (by the time I decided I wanted one last time the shop was closed for siesta)
-Acquire a healthy “glow” (My dermatologist would kill me if she found out I was tanning and I usually go straight to red, but it would be nice to go back home a shade or two darker than pasty white)
-Quote Casablanca as many times as humanly possible while in the city of Casablanca
-Find really unique Christmas presents
-Find a monkey charm in Gibraltar
-Find something to be in awe of each day
-Eat pizza in Italy
-Try to use the language of the country as much as possible, even if it's as simple as saying “gracias” instead of “thank you;” I'm in their country
-Buy Italian yarn
-Take time, when visiting churches, to step out of tourist-mode for a moment and spend a moment reflecting or being reverent
-Eat a lot of pastries
-Take time to notice the people and the character of the city instead of focusing solely on the major landmarks
-Enjoy myself

I'll try to keep you updated on whether or not I stick to the plan. These next five weeks will be a great way to end the contract.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

A Perfect (but rainy) Montreal Morning


My job has given me friends scattered across every inhabited continent and many countries. I love the fact that I can go so many places and know someone. I also love the fact that my job often takes me to my friends’ home town. Unfortunately, because my friends also work on ships it is a rare that I actually get to see someone (Remember England? I had three friends I planned to see and all three of them ended up being gone). That’s why it was such a treat to have breakfast with my friend Jen and her husband Chris in Montreal.

Last summer, Jen and I were roommates for two weeks on the Volendam. We hit it off and became good friends, but she only did that one contract. When I posted on Facebook that the Maasdam would be out of Montreal, Jen wrote and said that she would love to meet up sometime. The first day of a cruise is always crazy busy and I don’t have any time off after 11:00am so we could just never make it work. Yesterday, however, was our last Montreal call of the season, so I knew that we had to make it work because I really wanted to see her.

Jen and Chris picked me up and we headed into the Old Port for breakfast. It can often be awkward to go out with a friend and their significant other because someone ends up being the third wheel (be it the significant other or the single friend), but it was not like that at all. We all enjoyed each others’ company and enjoyed laughing at the cheesy French Café music in the restaurant. The rain cleared up while we were eating, so we were able to walk around a bit and enjoy the beautiful fall colors before I had to get back to the ship. I wish I had had more time to explore the city; I will have to take Jen and Chris up on their offer to visit them again.

Beautiful city, good food, and great company: A formula for a perfect morning!

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Huh?

Before I even donned my first orange polo on the Volendam, a fellow crew member issued this warning: “The most common thing people forget to pack is their brain.” It’s true. For the most part, people just don’t think their questions through before they ask, but sometimes the questions are just flat out dumb.  Anyone who knows me well knows I usually have a smart-mouthed response to almost anything (probably not my best attribute), but I usually bite my tongue at work (the only exceptions are when I have a relationship with the guests and I know they appreciate a little sarcasm). Keeping my comments to myself at work does not mean I have to keep them to myself on the blog.

Guest: Can you tell me where One-oh-nine, deck eight is?
Me (with confusion): Where?
Guest: That’s what the program says: Some Roman numerals, then deck eight.
Me (looking at a copy of the daily program): Let me see... Ma’am, that says ‘mix.’
First, it would have been 1009. Second, I might understand if it had been the first day, but this was day six and MIX lounge is always heavily advertised.

American Guest to my friend Simone
Guest (hearing her accent): Where are you from?
Simone: From London.
Guest: Where?
Simone: London, in the UK.
Guest (after thinking for a moment): Oh, well you’re English is very good my dear.
There is a reason for that. Obviously geography was never his best subject.

Crazy Lady: Do you have any say on where the library is located?
Me: What do you mean?
Crazy Lady: Well, when you come on the ship do you get to say where you want the library, or is it usually already set up?
Me: No, the rooms on the ship are pretty much set.
Crazy Lady: Well, can you recommend moving the casino? I know you can’t move it now, because if you move it mid-cruise people will get confused and upset, but maybe before the start of next cruise you can move it to a more out-of the location, maybe somewhere in the back of the ship.
Me (not knowing how to respond, but not wanting to upset the crazy woman): You can always make suggestions by turning in a comment card to guest relations.
Guest: I already did. They were dumb and confused and said it couldn’t be done.
It can’t be done. Perhaps you are the one who is dumb and confused.

Guest: I am returning this travel book.
Me: Thank you, sir. Just so you know for the remainder of the cruise, travel books are reference materials and cannot be checked out.
Guest: I Know. That’s why I didn’t check it out; I just took it to my room to read.
You’re right, you didn’t check it out; you stole it. Maybe that “Please Do Not Remove From the Exploration’s Cafe” sticker needs to be clearer.

Written Comment Card
Guest: Please get rid of Fox news. It is only for the uninteligint.


The following comment may come across as a joke but I can assure you it was not. The guest was clearly upset.
Guest: You shouldn’t have books that will take longer than a week to read. It’s not fair. If we can’t read it in a week don’t tease us with it!
Some people read fast; some guests stay on for two weeks at a time; we have one cruise that lasts six weeks. If you don’t want to read it, don’t read it! It’s that simple.
*That same cruise I had another guest read the controversial book in two days.

A Monday Morning Conversation
Guest: I need to know who won the football game.
Me: It should be on the back page of the NYTimes Digest, right there ma’am.
Guest: The game isn’t until tonight, but I need to know who won!
Well, my crystal ball is broken so you’ll have to wait until tomorrow.

Monday, October 1, 2012

FINISHED!

It took a while, but I am (finally) finished with my first knitting project: my scarf. I ripped out several portions and redid them (other people probably would not have noticed the imperfections, but I would have known they were there), but overall I think it turned out pretty well for a first try. I am excited to wear it this winter.


Now I am on to my next project: a crocheted hat. The pattern says it is supposed to be easy, but I have ripped it out and restarted at least three times (what you see below is after two hours of knit club, that's how much ripping I did). I refuse to let things be misshapen or funky-looking just because I made them; if I am going to take the time to make it, I might as well do it right.  It might be a while before I finish the hat, but I am definitely enjoying learning new skills!